Waffles started a good thing with WANT Wednesdays. I’d like to join in and point out that it would be awful nice to have a goose:

Valentino is a domestic breed, so I don’t think they’re running… afoul… of any wildlife protection laws by keeping her. (The wild Swan Goose is the other species, besides the European Greylags—the ancestors of local celebrities Whitey and the Honkers—from which all domestic geese are descended.) Wouldn’t it be awesome to take your loyal, snow-white pet goose down to a beautiful mountain lake, watch him frolic, and bask in the beauty of nature? Or just to be walking around your house, and pass your goose on the staircase or wherever, and say, “OHHAI MISTUR HONKS!!”

That would be awesome.

Tags: Birds, Wildlife