Gov. Palin
Aug 30th, 2008 by Butter
I really, really laughed (in my soul, where it counts) when I heard about this veep pick. It’s this tacit admission that for the GOP political office is nothing more than a spokesperson’s spot, a place for an empty suit to propagate memes from. Fuck, this woman admitted a few months ago she doesn’t even know what the VP does–look on Crooks and Liars and scroll down a bit. These people don’t want citizen control over the government to work, so they don’t put forward competent people.
It’s sad that I actually feel a bit excited that we’re probably going to have a president who’s a con-law professor; we’ve degenerated to the point where mere competence is notable and awe-inspiring.

Hehehehehe, I love the opening line of this blog post.
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But she’s totally the hot librarian. From Alaska. The sad thing is that the average voter will totally miss that this pick was a gigantic bit of pandering and instead like her because she had a 17 year-old pregnant daughter and that makes her in touch with the part of America that is hillbilly and thinks foreign policy can be decided on the wisdom of having a pregnant teenage daughter.
I’m sold.