And, My Friends, the ironic thing is that the pork never even made it to plate; Obama’s 3 million projector did not pass, and the children who look to the stars will be looking at some shiatty 60’s glow-light that still counts Pluto as a planet. And that gigantic mass you see in the left-hand corner? Don’t fret, little ones, it’s not a rip in the time-space continuum, it’s an actual rip in the fracking 40 year-old technology powering your space trip.
At least it’s still good for a Pink Floyd laser show. I hear you have to get high to enjoy that trip. I can’t imagine combining Pink Floyd with an intense desire for Cheetos. Maybe “Ahhhh have become, comfortably…comfortably…I’m not comfortable I can’t fit in this fracking seat! DAMN YOU CHEESY TREATS!”
And, My Friends, the ironic thing is that the pork never even made it to plate; Obama’s 3 million projector did not pass, and the children who look to the stars will be looking at some shiatty 60’s glow-light that still counts Pluto as a planet. And that gigantic mass you see in the left-hand corner? Don’t fret, little ones, it’s not a rip in the time-space continuum, it’s an actual rip in the fracking 40 year-old technology powering your space trip.
At least it’s still good for a Pink Floyd laser show. I hear you have to get high to enjoy that trip. I can’t imagine combining Pink Floyd with an intense desire for Cheetos. Maybe “Ahhhh have become, comfortably…comfortably…I’m not comfortable I can’t fit in this fracking seat! DAMN YOU CHEESY TREATS!”
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